The DeVeReaux Days of Our Lives: I AIN'T FROM DALLAS- AND I DAMN SHOLE DON'T DTOWN BOOGIE

So this past weekend my newly named crew of fellow fashionistas- coined the "FASHIONISTA CARTEL" torby a close mutual friend and mentor decided to take over Dallas-at least in our minds. We spent two days in Dallas visiting Stacy C. Uzuh of StaceFace Make-up Bar at her modern midtown loft & perusing or at least attempting to the snow blazen streets of DALLAS, TEXAS..home of the COWBOYS, the infamously fatal & fruity DOUGIE & the best meal I have ever had at DENNY'S since I started my fast- the ULTIMATE skillet HOLD the meat- GARCON.

Anyhow when myself and these ladies get together- we are definitely destined for trouble but not the bad kind- its the kind that almost gets you thrown into LOCK-UP but not quite...JUST kidding...;)...but yes we pulled out all the stops as far as fashion and even networking goes and in a city like Dallas- DARRRRLLLIIIINNNGG (in my Eartha Kitt voice) YOU MUST. So after we blessed the waiter Reginald at Denny's with our rendition of SHORT BUS SHAWTY- we got dressed in what?....ALL BLACK EVERYTHING of course- a color as forgiving as GOD himself in which he probably wouldn't have had he seen how ratchet we all looked before the black in which we were almost mistaken for *insert gasp* DALLAS girls...oh the blasphemy- just kidding- shout out to all my DTOWN DIVAS.

After becoming effortlessly elegant we paid a prissy visit to a mutual modelesque maven Miss Mona Lisa & then had a prissy patroned dining experience at THE PORCH in Uptown Dallas...later the ladies & I embarked on a journey to Target for our frugal makings of mimosas which consists of the tantalizing taste of Cordon Negro Freixenet Brut & Simply Orange juice with Mango as we sipped the night away...THE END

....yeah right...it was our last night in DALLAS so the darling divas had to TEAR UP the town before we took our tasty tails back to our town of Austin, Texas. We found ourselves eyes bright, dresses tight & looking right at MainStreet Live where Terrell Owens & Adrian Peterson were hosting an ALL BLACK EVERYTHING SOIREE...needless to say the crowd was umm interesting to say the least but a few glasses of "water" later & your girls had everyone HIDING THEIR WIVES, HIDING THEIR KIDS & THEIR HUSBANDS/DOGS too cuz they were barking BOO... it was an end to an effervescent excursion to another land & time to return home but you know your girl first had to network per the instructions of my "publicist" Ebony N. Griffin of E-Luxe Global & that I did- so with that said- shout outs to Kali Nykol & the whole Party Vision team for showing your girl fashion love...