WHAT TO NOT WEAR WEDNESDAYS: LOVELY IN LACE...NOT

So in true Wednesday fashion- I feature all things fabulous and those that are not so much- last week it was WHAT TO WEAVE & soon to come WHAT TO WEAR but this week I was inspired to tackle


What NOT TO Wear Wednesdays


That's right- in lieu of all the mudducks and mudmonkeys that came out for Mardi Gras- I just had to do a feature on WHAT NOT TO WEAR this upcoming Spring. Spring Break is upon us and that means road trips, nights out, Relays for some and Memorial Day travels soon to come for others. This is also the end of cuffing season- when everyone comes out of hiberation from being "caked up" and cuddly during Winter- to the clothes covering less and less. Now by all means if you have being working out and getting right & tight for Spring- then do your thing- however if the only you have managed to lift is a fork or you need a forklift to lift your ass- there are just some trends you need to avoid at all costs


LACE LEGGINGS MUST DIE- ok so in the beginning I was all for the lace movement- whether in tank top form or paired with shorts for a soft yet edgy look- but when you heffas started channeling your inner hooker & wearing these full on body stockings in every color under the sun I wanted to shoot my own eyes out...LEAVE THE LACE ALONE please- ITS NOT YOUR FRIEND- hell your FRIENDS aren't your friends for letting you leave the house all LACED UP- and fishnets count too boo

EXHIBIT A

Is this chick wearing a body magic or body shaper too? Winter up top, summer in between with ya bra out and fall down below with the boots...I SEE YOU BOO

EXHIBIT B

SINK OR SWIM...more like DROWN YOURSELF- this chick is wearing a Baby Phat swimsuit that she cut the bikini ties off of- WTF??

EXHIBIT C

Really....really....looking like an alley cat with those boots?

EXHIBIT D

I can't I just can't- and when the hell did cutting off bra straps become the new trend?

So ladies are you a true friend if you let your girls go out like that or do you befriend this buffoons for your own kicks and giggles. Ask yourself WHAT NOT TO WEAR

Signed Fashionably Yours,

Domo "ALL LACED UP WITH NO ONE TO LOVE" DeVeReaux